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Not another QWK reader...
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Press "+" to see another tagline.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
This tagline stolen by MikeMayl!
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
This tagline is umop apisdn
These built-in taglines suck!
If this were an actual tagline... so what.
Everyone is Invited!
Misspelled? Impossible. Error correcting modem!
If this is hell, then where are all the lawyers?
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at!
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
How do I set my laser printer to "STUN"?
I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".
How can I be out of money if I still have these checks?
I'm sorry, were the voices in my head bothering you?
AT CHRYSLER: You lead, follow or send the work to Canada.
Want to own a small business? Buy a big one and wait
How many believe in Telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
TOE: Device for finding furniture in the dark...
Gays in the military bring new meaning to "Rear Admiral"
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
I like your approach. Now, let's see your departure.
No Brains.... No Headaches!
I cut it three times and it's still too short!
Happiness is wanting what you have.
Complex problems have simple, wrong answers.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.